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Zero Fluffs Given Hoodie

Zero Fluffs Given Hoodie

Regular price $95.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $95.00 USD
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Color: India Ink Grey
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About Your Hoodie:

This hoodie channels the spirit of that one animal who’s done caring — whether it’s a cat side-eyeing humanity or a dog ignoring commands with pride. It’s pure, fuzzy apathy wrapped in eco-soft cotton. Equal parts cozy and chaotic, it’s made for people (and pets) who live by one rule: stay cute, stay unbothered.

  • Stella/Stanley Organic – ethically made, fur-friendly
  • The vibe? Lazy-day luxury with professional napper energy
  • For humans who shed responsibilities and embrace snacks
  • Worn by legends who know “meh” is a lifestyle, not a mood

Your Impact:

Your new hoodie supports fair wages, safe working conditions, and zero child labor, thanks to Fair Wear Foundation audits. This product was made with 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton and renewable energy — your new hoodie helps cut CO₂ emissions by up to 30% compared to fast fashion equivalents.

Size guide

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches)
S 26 ¾ 33 -36 25 ¼
M 28 ⅜ 37 -39 ¾ 25 ¾
L 29 ⅛ 41 -42 ⅞ 26 ⅜
XL 29 ⅞ 43 ¾-45 ⅝ 27
2XL 30 ¾ 46 ⅞-48 ⅞ 27 ½
3XL 31 ½ 50.00-53 28 ⅜
4XL 32 ¼ 54 -57 29 ⅛
5XL 33 ⅛ 58 -61 29 ¾
  A (cm) B (cm) C (cm)
S 68 83.8-91.4 64
M 72 94-101 65.5
L 74 104-109 67
XL 76 111-116 68.6
2XL 78 119-124 70
3XL 80 127-134.6 72
4XL 82 137.2-144.8 74
5XL 84 147.3-155 75.5
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