This tee features a baby who’s already spiraling—second-guessing pacifiers, questioning peekaboo, and plotting the existential dread of future group projects. It’s the ultimate fit for grown-ups who’ve been mentally multitasking since the delivery room.
Great gift for the anxious, the analytical, and the “sorry, just saw this” crowd
Unisex fit for anyone who’s ever overanalyzed a text for 3 hour
You’ve been in your head since day one. Might as well wear the uniform
Your Impact:
Your new tee supports fair wages, safe working conditions, and zero child labor, thanks to Fair Wear Foundation audits.
This product was made with 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton and renewable energy — your new tee helps cut CO₂ emissions by up to 30% compared to fast fashion equivalents
