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Social Battery Hoodie

Social Battery Hoodie

Regular price $95.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $95.00 USD
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Color: French Navy
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About Your Hoodie:

This hoodie displays a low-charge social battery—blinking red, emotionally buffering, and silently requesting “Do Not Disturb” while you recharge in peace.

  • Stella/Stanley Organic – ethically made, introvert-endorsed
  • The vibe? Cozy power-saving mode with cloud-level softness
  • For people who adore quiet time, comfy corners, and Irish goodbyes
  • Worn by the champ who considers canceling plans an act of self-care

Your Impact:

Your new hoodie supports fair wages, safe working conditions, and zero child labor, thanks to Fair Wear Foundation audits. This product was made with 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton and renewable energy — your new hoodie helps cut CO₂ emissions by up to 30% compared to fast fashion equivalents.

Size guide

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches)
S 26 ¾ 33 -36 25 ¼
M 28 ⅜ 37 -39 ¾ 25 ¾
L 29 ⅛ 41 -42 ⅞ 26 ⅜
XL 29 ⅞ 43 ¾-45 ⅝ 27
2XL 30 ¾ 46 ⅞-48 ⅞ 27 ½
3XL 31 ½ 50.00-53 28 ⅜
4XL 32 ¼ 54 -57 29 ⅛
5XL 33 ⅛ 58 -61 29 ¾
  A (cm) B (cm) C (cm)
S 68 83.8-91.4 64
M 72 94-101 65.5
L 74 104-109 67
XL 76 111-116 68.6
2XL 78 119-124 70
3XL 80 127-134.6 72
4XL 82 137.2-144.8 74
5XL 84 147.3-155 75.5
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