This tee is unhinged logic with flawless delivery. It’s peak chaos energy, loud contradictions, and the kind of line that ends arguments and friendships. Bold, bratty, and weirdly poetic—just like you.
The vibe? Unfiltered sass with a side of verbal whiplash
For people who weaponize word salad and still win
Worn by the kind of friend who talks in memes and mic drops
Your Impact:
Your new tee supports fair wages, safe working conditions, and zero child labor, thanks to Fair Wear Foundation audits.
This product was made with 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton and renewable energy — your new tee helps cut CO₂ emissions by up to 30% compared to fast fashion equivalents.
