This tee clears the air before the questions start. Two checkboxes, one brutal truth: it’s not a baby, it’s barley. Equal parts self-awareness and self-indulgence, it’s brewed for bellies that earned their curve the old-fashioned way.
For people who skip abs day and never skip happy hour
Worn by the kind of friend who treats their gut like a trophy
Your Impact:
Your new tee supports fair wages, safe working conditions, and zero child labor, thanks to Fair Wear Foundation audits.
This product was made with 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton and renewable energy — your new tee helps cut CO₂ emissions by up to 30% compared to fast fashion equivalents.
