Overthinking Since Birth Hoodie

About Your Hoodie:

This hoodie captures the vibe of a baby who came out of the womb analyzing tax policy and relationship dynamics. It’s cozy, chaotic genius in cotton form — for the thinkers who’ve been mentally spiraling since day one. Equal parts cute and existential, it’s the ultimate uniform for deep thoughts, dumb questions, and mid-nap philosophy.

• Stella/Stanley Organic – ethically made, overanalyzer approved
• The vibe? Tiny genius meets full-grown burnout
• For people who can’t stop thinking... even about not thinking
• Worn by legends who turned “what if?” into a personality trait
  

Your Impact:

Your new hoodie supports fair wages, safe working conditions, and zero child labor, thanks to Fair Wear Foundation audits. This product was made with 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton and renewable energy — your new hoodie helps cut CO₂ emissions by up to 30% compared to fast fashion equivalents.

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