This tee buffers through conversations and freezes mid-task—it's not lazy, it's just on low bandwidth. Perfect for socially drained, mentally loading humans who need a reboot (or maybe just a nap and a snack).
The vibe? Glitchcore exhaustion with spotty signal strength
For people whose brain tabs are all open but none are responding
Worn by the kind of friend who zones out mid-sentence and blames the Wi-Fi
Your Impact:
Your new tee supports fair wages, safe working conditions, and zero child labor, thanks to Fair Wear Foundation audits.
This product was made with 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton and renewable energy — your new tee helps cut CO₂ emissions by up to 30% compared to fast fashion equivalents.
