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I like My Coffee... Tee
I like My Coffee... Tee
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$67.00 USD
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Sale price
$67.00 USD
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About Your Tee:
This tee brews bitter truths and bold laughs in equal measure. It’s your daily dose of caffeine and cynicism—drip-fed sarcasm with a splash of deadpan. Perfect for mornings when you're awake but not exactly approachable.
- Stella/Stanley Organic – ethically made, roasted to perfection
- The vibe? Espresso energy with espresso judgment
- For people who laugh at their own jokes... alone, in the dark
- Worn by the kind of friend who brings coffee and existential dread
Your Impact:
Your new tee supports fair wages, safe working conditions, and zero child labor, thanks to Fair Wear Foundation audits.
This product was made with 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton and renewable energy — your new tee helps cut CO₂ emissions by up to 30% compared to fast fashion equivalents.
Size guide:
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25.00 | 10 |
| 3XL | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
| 4XL | 32 ⅝ | 28 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| 5XL | 33 ⅛ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
| M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
| 2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
| 3XL | 81 | 67.5 | 26 |
| 4XL | 83 | 72.5 | 26 |
| 5XL | 84 | 77.5 | 26 |
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