Green Tee Hoodie #1

About Your Hoodie:

This hoodie is influencer delusion in print. It’s for anyone who jokes about being “brand sponsored” while very much not being on payroll. Fourth wall shattered, irony intact—because if you’re going to be a walking ad, it might as well be for something that doesn’t trash the planet.

• Stella/Stanley Organic – ethically made, fake-sponsor approved
• The vibe? Soft cotton, hard launch energy
• For people who post “collab?” under their own photos
• Worn by the kind of friend who says “use my code” even when there isn’t one

Your Impact:

Your new hoodie supports fair wages, safe working conditions, and zero child labor, thanks to Fair Wear Foundation audits.

This product was made with 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton and renewable energy — your new hoodie helps cut CO₂ emissions by up to 30% compared to fast fashion equivalents.

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

Size guide