Fries Before Guys Hoodie

About Your Hoodie:

This hoodie says it louder for the people in the back (and the drive-thru): fries first, feelings later. It’s golden-crisp devotion wrapped in cozy cotton — a wearable love letter to carbs and self-respect. Equal parts snack and sass, it’s made for anyone who knows true romance comes with extra salt and zero drama.

• Stella/Stanley Organic – ethically made, ketchup-compatible
  
• The vibe? Heart-eyed hunger with a side of independence
  
• For people who ghost texts but never skip fries
  
• Worn by legends who believe soulmates come in potato form

Your Impact:

Your new hoodie supports fair wages, safe working conditions, and zero child labor, thanks to Fair Wear Foundation audits. This product was made with 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton and renewable energy — your new hoodie helps cut CO₂ emissions by up to 30% compared to fast fashion equivalents.

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