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Green Tee
We Need Coffee Hoodie
We Need Coffee Hoodie
Regular price
$95.00 USD
Regular price
Sale price
$95.00 USD
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About Your Hoodie:
This hoodie captures the exact moment an alien ship aborts its mission and dives straight into a mug that screams we need coffee. It’s intergalactic exhaustion, cosmic sarcasm, and universal caffeine dependency bundled into one cozy layer. Basically: first contact, but make it caffeinated.
- Stella/Stanley Organic – ethically made, abduction-resistant
- The vibe? UFO-level chaos meets barista-level comfort
- For humans, extraterrestrials, and anyone who can’t function before cup #1
- Worn by beings who believe caffeine is a universal language
Your Impact:
Your new tee supports fair wages, safe working conditions, and zero child labor, thanks to Fair Wear Foundation audits. This product was made with 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton and renewable energy — your new tee helps cut CO₂ emissions by up to 30% compared to fast fashion equivalents
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | |
| S | 26 ¾ | 33 -36 | 25 ¼ |
| M | 28 ⅜ | 37 -39 ¾ | 25 ¾ |
| L | 29 ⅛ | 41 -42 ⅞ | 26 ⅜ |
| XL | 29 ⅞ | 43 ¾-45 ⅝ | 27 |
| 2XL | 30 ¾ | 46 ⅞-48 ⅞ | 27 ½ |
| 3XL | 31 ½ | 50.00-53 | 28 ⅜ |
| 4XL | 32 ¼ | 54 -57 | 29 ⅛ |
| 5XL | 33 ⅛ | 58 -61 | 29 ¾ |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | |
| S | 68 | 83.8-91.4 | 64 |
| M | 72 | 94-101 | 65.5 |
| L | 74 | 104-109 | 67 |
| XL | 76 | 111-116 | 68.6 |
| 2XL | 78 | 119-124 | 70 |
| 3XL | 80 | 127-134.6 | 72 |
| 4XL | 82 | 137.2-144.8 | 74 |
| 5XL | 84 | 147.3-155 | 75.5 |
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