99 Problems Sweatshirt

About Your Tee:

This tee is holiday dread in festive font. It’s for the emotionally overbooked, socially maxed-out, and spiritually unavailable. Family feuds, gift receipts, passive-aggressive pies—it’s beginning to look a lot like stress-mas.

• Stella/Stanley Organic – ethically made, meltdown-ready
• The vibe? Candy cane chaos with seasonal side-eyes
• For people who wrap presents while unwrapping trauma
• Worn by the kind of friend who arrives late and leaves early—with snacks

Your Impact:

Your new tee supports fair wages, safe working conditions, and zero child labor, thanks to Fair Wear Foundation audits.

This product was made with 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton and renewable energy — your new tee helps cut CO₂ emissions by up to 30% compared to fast fashion equivalents.

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