About Your Sweatshirt:
This sweatshirt is holiday realism wrapped in cozy sarcasm. It’s for anyone who’s rewatched Love Actually and realized... maybe love’s not actually all around. Cringe grand gestures, questionable choices, iconic soundtrack—proceed with emotional caution.
- Stella/Stanley Organic – ethically made, plot-hole resistant
- The vibe? Holiday rom-com critique with mulled wine in hand
- For people who text “this is toxic” while watching it anyway
- Worn by the kind of friend who cheers for Emma Thompson and side-eyes everyone else
Your Impact:
Your new sweatshirt supports fair wages, safe working conditions, and zero child labor, thanks to Fair Wear Foundation audits.
This product was made with 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton and renewable energy — your gear helps cut CO₂ emissions by up to 30% compared to fast fashion equivalents.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 33 -36 | 25 ⅜ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 37 -40.00 | 25 ¾ |
| L | 29 ½ | 41 -43 | 26 ⅛ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 44 -46 | 26 ⅝ |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 47 -49 | 26 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71 | 83.8-91.4 | 64.5 |
| M | 73 | 94-101.6 | 65.5 |
| L | 75 | 104-109.2 | 66.5 |
| XL | 78 | 111.8-116.8 | 67.5 |
| 2XL | 80.5 | 119.4-124.5 | 68 |
