NPC Energy Hoodie

About Your Hoodie:

This hoodie channels peak NPC energy—the kind you radiate when you’re minding your business, tending digital cabbages, and refusing to engage in anyone’s side quests. Featuring your loyal NPC pal standing proudly with a gardening tool, it’s perfect for days when you move through life with default dialogue and main-character avoidance.

• Stella/Stanley Organic – ethically made, background-character approved
  
• Built for cozy wandering, polite nods, and looped idle animations
  
• Ideal for gamers, introverts, and anyone who’s ever said “I do not perceive you”
  
• Wear it when you’re farming vibes, not XP

Your Impact:

Your new tee supports fair wages, safe working conditions, and zero child labor, thanks to Fair Wear Foundation audits. This product was made with 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton and renewable energy — your new tee helps cut CO₂ emissions by up to 30% compared to fast fashion equivalents

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