This tee is golden-crisp energy with zero emotional grease. It’s loyal like late-night fries and savagely single by choice. Flirt with whoever you want—but let’s be clear: potatoes come first.
The vibe? Self-love super-sized with extra dipping sauce
For people who ghost texts but never leave fries behind
Worn by the kind of friend who turns heartbreak into a snack run
Your Impact:
Your new tee supports fair wages, safe working conditions, and zero child labor, thanks to Fair Wear Foundation audits.
This product was made with 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton and renewable energy — your new tee helps cut CO₂ emissions by up to 30% compared to fast fashion equivalents.
