Feeling Unproducktive Hoodie

About Your Hoodie:

This hoodie gets it — sometimes you’re not lazy, just operating in low-power duck mode. It’s soft, snuggly solidarity for anyone who’s emotionally horizontal and spiritually napping. Equal parts cozy chaos and zero ambition, it’s made for days when productivity can quack off.

• Stella/Stanley Organic – ethically made, nap-certified
  
• The vibe? Existential loafing with feathery comfort
  
• For people who try their best… eventually
• worn by legends who mastered the art of doing absolutely quack-all
  

Your Impact:

Your new hoodie supports fair wages, safe working conditions, and zero child labor, thanks to Fair Wear Foundation audits. This product was made with 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton and renewable energy — your new hoodie helps cut CO₂ emissions by up to 30% compared to fast fashion equivalents.

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