This tee is sizzling with pun-fueled affection and crispy commitment issues. It’s breakfast-date energy with a side of emotional damage—sweet, salty, and just unhinged enough to wear at brunch. Love hurts, but bacon helps.
Stella/Stanley Organic – ethically made, fried with love
The vibe? Flirty chaos, cured feelings, and zero regrets
For people who fall fast, love hard, and eat first
Worn by the kind of friend who cries to love songs with a snack in hand
Your Impact:
Your new tee supports fair wages, safe working conditions, and zero child labor, thanks to Fair Wear Foundation audits.
This product was made with 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton and renewable energy — your new tee helps cut CO₂ emissions by up to 30% compared to fast fashion equivalents.
